Something from me to you...

I am going to be sealed in a aluminium can on Saturday for an hour or so as it is propelled from Stansted to Edinburgh, sharing a small amount of air with quite a few people. I am also brewing up a particularly juicy cold. If you are going to be on that flight - I apologise in advance! You may already have it by then though, seeing as I will have infected a large number of people via my job at the supermarket.

"I would like a seat with plenty of room to spread out, please."